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Worst Places for a Blowout (not the hair kind)

4/13/2013

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So, my little one has started to consolidate his poos to 1 or 2 a day, which means when he goes he REALLY goes and it's usually a blowout, ughhhh. I'm so thankful it's never happened while we're out and about (YET... *knock on wood*) but has made me start thinking what would be the worst places/situations for a blowout?! This way, when it happens to us, and you know it will, I can think of how bad it could have been...

1) During a wedding ceremony, while little one is sitting on your lap (a double whammy of embarrassment: explosion during quite intimate moment, and your & baby's dress-up attire is ruined)

2) During a huge traffic jam on the highway in a blizzard - no where to escape the stench and can't even go to the side of the road to change him!

3) In a crowded stuck elevator, like being stuck in an elevator isn't bad enough!

4) In a swimming pool. Yikes! Probably get banned for life.

5) While co-sleeping on your lovely expensive non-waterproof bedding & mattress

6) While dining at an Indian restaurant... I don't think you can finish your curry after that!

7) During ascent or descent on an airplane, you know, when you're not allowed to unbuckle for a good 20 minutes. Not that going to the bathroom would do you much good, but you can't even access the diaper bag. (I'm probably jinxing myself with this one - me and Kenzo are flying alone in May!!)

8) During the baby's baptism, in their gorgeous white gown, while the pastor is holding him or her in front of the entire congregation!

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Kenzo's blown away by the number of perfect places he can now plan for a blowout! He's concocting some dubious plans for sure!!
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Melanie Miller link
5/22/2013 09:13:57 am

I love it! This is the reason I created the Blowout Blocker, to save you from the disastrous blowout mess when you find yourself having to deal with these explosions in one or all of these situations! My third boy had a blowout on an airplane just before takeoff! However, he was wearing a Blowout Blocker which contained the mess, so I was smiling the whole time I was changing him in my lap! I was thrilled to be smiling and not crying! Great post!

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Hair Blowouts link
12/13/2015 06:10:27 am

Many thanks for this brilliant post! Many points have extremely useful. Hopefully you'll continue sharing your knowledge around.

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